I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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