It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Randomize
