duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I queefed so loud it echoed.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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