I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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