I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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