I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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