So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I need a hoe opinion
go on
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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