i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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