I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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