I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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