Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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