Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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