the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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