bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Houston, we have a squirter
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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