plz talk dirty to me
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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