Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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