I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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