Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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