I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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