Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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