you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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