There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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