the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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