OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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