So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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