Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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