You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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