I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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