yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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