A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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