I'm laying in your front yard are you home
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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