i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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