I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Can I color on your dick again?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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