He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
