at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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