Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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