He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Randomize
