nut hugger
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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