Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
