I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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