Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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