and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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