It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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