Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Randomize
