wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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