is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
These tits shall not be calmed
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Randomize
