You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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