Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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