he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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