spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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