just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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