I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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