It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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